26 March 2009

Just Like A "Dove: True Beauty" Advert... But Not.

I've got a fascination with celebrities. Hence my stalking of Beet's site and subsequent appointment of Staff Writer for the new blog, which I'm stoked about. I got my log-in assigned to me and I simply cannot wait to start. Won't be long, guys, won't be long!

I digress.

I'm at work today, and terribly bored, so I decided to compile a list of "Top 10 Most Beautiful Female Celebrities", a la Sarah. Feel free to add your two cents and to add any of your own. I'm talking these are the girls that I'd probably have facial surgery to resemble. Sigh. To be young, beautiful and successful.

1. Rachel McAdams
2. Jessica Biel
3. Eva Mendes
4. Scarlett Johannsen
5. Penelope Cruz
6. Gisele Bundchen
7. Megan Fox
8. Demi Lovato
9. Katy Perry
10. Christina Ricci

According to AskMen.com, (a thoroughly wretched site unless you actually do resemble any of these woman) the Top 5 Most Beautiful Female Celebrities are:

5. Anne Hathaway (...Are you KIDDING ME? Have you not seen this picture? If you haven't, you really, really must.)
4. Keeley Hazel
3. Marisa Miller
2. Megan Fox
1. Eva Mendes

To view their full "Top 99", click here. I hope you're feeling thin today. Because if you aren't, you're not going to feel much better after viewing their list. Hell, even if you are, you probably aren't going to feel too great after browsing through.

I'm going to go and see if I can accomplish throwing everything up that I've eaten for the past six years.



  1. I consider myself a celebrity aficionado, and I had to google both Keeley Hazel and Marisa Miller. Wow.

    I definitely prefer your list--the ladies in your list have character to their faces. Although they are beautiful women, they're not cookie cutter carbon copies.

    Then again, I'm guessing that those that responded to the AskMen.com survey weren't really looking at faces ...

  2. Since, for the first time in about 18 months, I'm feeling pretty good about myself, I'm NOT going to look.

    xoxo j

  3. Agree with all except Christina and her weird arse forehead. Replace with Marissa Tomei (not young but extremely beautiful with a mad rig to boot) and I'm with you 100%

  4. I agree about Marisa Tomei... She is extremely beautiful. She's not that young, you're right, but can still give any of these ladies a run for their money!