14 January 2009

The Case of the Disappearing Personality

Carrie Underwood, erm, I mean, Taylor Swift, will be guest-starring on an upcoming episode of CSI, the date yet to be determined.

I don't hate the girl. I think she's pretty, and she's got great hair. Her album sales for 2008 set records of all sorts.

But does she have to be so... Soberly boring? CSI? What's next, "Knight Rider"? Co-host of "Howie Do It"?

Oh, boy.

Come on, Taylor. I want drunken photos. I want leaked YouTube videos of you shredding photos of your favorite Jonas with your pointy teeth.

The new friendship with Demi Lovato. I get it, I get it. Birds of a feather and all that, but why not Lindsay? Or better yet, Paris! You want publicity, that's the way to go, sweetie!

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