I... I don't even know what to say about this picture. Can someone, please, tell me what she's doing? Does anyone really have a legitimate excuse for her crotch-picking??
This picture is worth a thousand words.
It'd probably be worth more if she were able to explain this away.
Oh, bubby, Paris... Please.
The oceans are infested with unknown and unexplainable creatures as it is.
We don't need your deep-sea breed added to it!