Where's LaBeouf? And Also, Isn't LaBeouf French For The Beef? Which Kind Of Makes That Even Funnier. Hah. Shia? The Beef? Where's The Beef?

Aww, whatever.

I can tell you where he's not - and that's driving, for quite some time.

Or, really, since he's a celeb, it'll probably only be for about six point two-four hours or something.

Oh, well.

Shia, who was involved in an accident in July of 2008, has (finally) been sentenced. LA County's DA office reports that Shia's license has been suspended.

I'd like to see how they're going to prevent this from falling through.