I'd Lose An Arm To See This Shit.

Presenting: former wife of Presidential-nominee, John McCain... ...Drumroll, please.

...What the fuck's her first name again?

Kidding.

Coming to a television station near you: The lovely, reanimated crypt keeper (and here, we thought that show had been cancelled) may be a guest on 'Dancing With the Stars'.

You just have to check this woman out, come on, she's hot. She could give old Cloris a run for her money any day, here. They've got to be close in age, too, am I right?

I don't know about all of you, but I'm frightened.

Really, and truly frightened.

This woman will somehow end up in the White House. Maybe she thinks by coming a celebutante a la Paris Hilton is the way. Maybe if she thinks she's good enough, President Elect Obama will invite her to stay a weekend as the cabaret entertainment or something.

Speaking of which, Cindy McCain? Paris Hilton in ten years. The resemblance is uncanny.